hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Randomize
