its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We left the knife in your bed.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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