today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm having to shit out rocks
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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