one might say we're banned from that church
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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