HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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