I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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