If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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