Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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