And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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