FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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