Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
we should paint friendship bongs
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