Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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