the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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