East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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