When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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