I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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