How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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