Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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