question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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