There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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