do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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