Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize