that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Come on in and take your pants off
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