Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I think your dad took our porno
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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