Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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