apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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