One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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