So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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