I am puke
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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