If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
