Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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