You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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