quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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