no. you can't hotbox the world.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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