either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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