She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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