Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i just google imaged poop.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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