This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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