just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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