Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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