Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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