I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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