I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
