You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
