The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Randomize
