You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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