He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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