Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Randomize
