I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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