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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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