I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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