What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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