If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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